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Eric Gaidin
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PostSubject: Words of wisdom   Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:48 pm

I found this quote on a D&D quotes pages--thought it was appropriate:

"A fight to the death with a vampire has a few inherent problems...."

http://www.druidic.net/add/showquotes.shtml
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PostSubject: Re: Words of wisdom   Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:54 pm

I love these:

"Famous Last Words: 'Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.'"

"Famous Last Words: 'I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.'"

"Famous Last Words: 'I never heard of a 'sword of party slaying.''"

"Famous Last Words: 'I want to challenge my god to a duel...'"

"Famous Last Words: 'What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?'"

AD&D Mistake #51: Forgetting to chip into the DM's pizza fund
AD&D Mistake #52: Going to the bathroom during a battle


Good stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: Words of wisdom   Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:47 am

Andreas wrote:

AD&D Mistake #52: Going to the bathroom during a battle


I can personally attest to that one... went to take a piss once, came back rended by a troll!

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PostSubject: Re: Words of wisdom   Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:44 pm

unless you can powerdump it, you can hold it.
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